Hey, at least she didn’t break her hip.
According to Huffington Post, a 68-year-old married grandmother of 14 will spend the next six months in a county jail after pleading guilty to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct stemming from a public sex sesh with
a man who was not her husband at the world’s largest retirement community.
Peggy Klemm and 49-year-old David Bobilya were caught plowing each other “with their undies around their ankles” against a Bait Shack hut in the square of The Villages in Sumter County on June 2. They were first spotted at 10:30 p.m. and were still going at it when the police arrived ten minutes later.
Residents at The Villages were surprised at the news of Klemm’s arrest, not because she was having sex in public, but because the police actually took action. There are allegedly ten women to every man in the retirement community as well as a black market for Viagra. Most people are caught bumping uglies in golf carts, but cops usually just issue warnings.
Klemm has already become a legend at a local bar called Red Sauce, and they have made a “Sex on the Square” drink in her honor. It costs $3.75, and if it’s an accurate portrayal of a 68-year-old woman getting humped against a Bait Shack hut, it will probably smell terrible.
Somebody needs to tell this woman about The Villages: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
