The good news for the sex toy is that if it’s a Cubs fan, it hasn’t missed anything.
According to the Daily Mail, a 38-year-old Scottish woman went to a hospital recently complaining of severe weight loss, shaking, and fatigue as well as a loss of bladder control.
The cause of her misery? You might have guessed it – she had a sex toy jammed up her vagina for the last ten years, causing a “bladder blockage that was forcing urine to back up into her kidneys as well as flow into the vagina.”
While removing a lodged sex toy isn’t that uncommon, the fact that it had been stuck in this woman’s hoohah for ten years left most of the medical staff at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary baffled. Further questioning of the woman revealed that she had used the sex toy with her partner ten years ago while she was under the influence of alcohol, and she couldn’t remember if she had removed it or not.
Naturally, after hearing this story, the doctors tested the woman’s IQ and found that it was normal. It’s just that you probably don’t want to trust her with holding onto your car keys.
Just imagine what could have happened if she lost a pistol up there: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
