Indiana Town Marshal Charged With Stealing His Son’s Girlfriend’s Panties

Well, at least now we know what they do for fun in Indiana.

According to The Elkhart Truth, the Millersburg town marshal has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal conversion after admitting to stealing panties that belonged to his son’s girlfriend.

David Keith Hathaway was charged in Elkhart Superior Court last week after his son and his son’s girlfriend – both of whom live with Hathaway – set up a hidden video camera in their bedroom that captured the marshal “raising the (girlfriend’s) panties to his face with both hands and inhaling before putting the panties back on the floor, picking up another pair and leaving the room.”

The couple resorted to hiding a camera after months of weird shit, including one instance where the son’s girlfriend “found a pair of her panties wet and crumpled up on the floor under her bed.” Four months earlier, the girl “found a pair of her panties in a gallon-sized bag along with several other pairs of panties she did not recognize in a safe belonging to Hathaway.”

While there are obviously hundreds of questions we could ask regarding this story, we’d like to think the two most important are, “Who do those other panties belong to?” and “How in the hell did the son’s girlfriend know the combination to Hathaway’s safe?”

Maybe Hathaway was in Florida in January: Florida Man Steals More Than $15,000 Worth of Victoria’s Secret Panties

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