You know it’s bad when they won’t even say what the lewd act was.
According to The Seattle Times, a woman walked into the Broadway Dick’s Drive-In around 5:30pm on Wednesday and began harassing customers and throwing condiments at employees before she dropped her drawers and committed a “very lewd act.”
The woman’s fit got so out of hand that employees were forced to call police, who arrested her and charged her with assault and harassment. Besides throwing condiments, the woman was accused of scratching an employee’s arm.
By the time the dust had settled, police said the woman had caused around $75 worth of condiment damage. We’ll assume the emotional damage caused by her very lewd act was impossible to measure and irreparable.
It’s unknown whether drugs or alcohol played a part in the disturbance or if the woman is just a huge bitch.
Well, I’d still rather eat my double cheeseburger next to this woman than share a meal with this guy: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Outs and Masturbates
