We’ve all seen porn flicks that started out like this. Except in those movies, the woman usually doesn’t call the cops.
According to WKRN, a Knoxville woman found a drunk 18-year-old man passed out in her closet early Wednesday morning, prompting her husband to grab his gun and hold him there while she and the rest of her family ran out of the house.
Tonya Palmer told WKRN she was talking with her family when she noticed some clothes on the floor near her closet. Thinking either her cats or her kids knocked them down, she went over to pick them up.
And that’s when the fun started.
“I went to pick up some of the clothes and they were warm,” Palmer said. “So, that kind of startled me and I bent over and I could hear breathing.” Thinking it was an animal, Palmer and her husband began moving the clothes, only to find Andrew Davison passed out instead.
When police arrived, they told Palmer a neighbor had also called them after finding Davison passed out on her porch. Davison didn’t know who he was or where he was but told police that he had consumed a fifth of vodka.
Based on the story, that sounds about right.
Sadly, Davison’s mugshot isn’t as entertaining as these pics: The Best Pictures of Drunk People Passed Out in Public
