Even in Delaware, you can’t do that, man.
According to CBS Philly, a 56-year-old Dover man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly walking around his backyard butt-naked and masturbating.
Gregory Kotzar was charged with two counts of lewdness and four counts of indecent exposure after several women working at a nearby dental office complained he was walking around his backyard naked and punching his clown.
Investigators also said Kotzar allegedly did the same exact thing on June 30th.
The women were able to identify him because he dropped off a business card at their dental office a few months ago when it first opened, but it couldn’t be confirmed if there was a nudie pic on the card or if it read “professional backyard masturbator” to help them put two and two together.
Kotzar was released on $4,000 bond, but didn’t admit any guilt to the accusations. Although, one look at that mugshot tells us that he’s pretty embarrassed about getting busted for roping the pony in his own backyard.
Let’s be honest. It’s a whole hell of a lot better than what this guy did: Substitute Teacher Caught Masturbating on the Job
