English Woman ‘Too Busy Drinking’ to Take Breathalyzer After Car Accident

July 7, 2014

A woman in Chadderton, England, was arrested and charged with drunk driving yesterday after she left the scene of an accident to grab a seat at a local pub.

According to the Manchester Evening News, the unnamed woman’s Peugeot 208 was involved in a collision with two other vehicles. Officers were called to the scene at 12:45 p.m., but instead of sticking around to speak with them, the woman left for a nearby pub.

From there, the NW Motorway Police’s Twitter account told the rest of the story:

Driver smashes into veh on Middleton Rd, Chadderton, just. NWMPG officer arrives to find the female driver in local pub. What happens next?

– NW Motorway Police (@NWmwaypolice) July 7, 2014

@Mac2Pete Well no Pete, this driver refused to give a specimen of breath (too busy drinking) & was summarily arrested.

– NW Motorway Police (@NWmwaypolice) July 7, 2014

Yes, you’ve guessed it the driver has been arrested for drink driving. Your Friendly Neighbourhood NWMPG, keeping your roads safe.

– NW Motorway Police (@NWmwaypolice) July 7, 2014

We’ll see if the woman will make an appearance on her court date or if she’ll be too busy drinking to show up.

Here’s an even better drunk news headline: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates

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