Georgia Man Shoots His Own Penis

Advocates of gun control are probably going to have a field day with this one.

According to WMAZ, a Macon man attempting to holster his gun recently accidentally shot himself in the penis instead.

The man was parked outside a Sunoco gas station, and while he was still sitting in his vehicle, his .45 went off as he attempted to holster it. The bullet apparently went through his boom stick and “exited out of his buttocks.”

He immediately drove to a friend’s house, where he dropped his drawers to reveal what we can only imagine was the most disturbing image since porn star Brenda Moreno posted a picture of herself without makeup.

As he took of his pants, the spent round fell to the floor, but his friend somehow did not. He drove his wounded friend to a nearby hospital, and he was immediately transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.

It’s been a while since we’ve taken a gun safety course, but we’re pretty sure one of the first rules of gun safety is “don’t point your gun at your penis.” Then again, if you need to be taught that, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to own a firearm.

More fun with guns in places they shouldn’t be: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina

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