Let’s be honest. If that won’t get you arrested in Idaho, then what will?
According to KTVB, a naked man made himself at home inside a Kuna, Idaho, family’s house early Sunday morning, and by that we mean he took a dump on their carpet and then streaked it across their walls. And that was after he used a sink sprayer and drawer to flood their kitchen.
Tricia Gillaspy told KTVB she and her husband awoke to Matthew Coomes naked, drunk and walking into their bedroom. Only after her husband grabbed his gun and held it against Coomes’ dome did he decide to leave their house but not their property.
When police arrived, Coomes was cited with two misdemeanors, but he wasn’t arrested. That’s what really had Gillaspy’s panties in a bunch, and with good reason.
“He craps on my floor, and he must have been playing in it because he streaked it down the side of my walls,” Gillaspy told reporters. “I go running out the door, and I’m like ‘What are you doing?’ I’m like, ‘This guy deserves to go to jail!'”
I’m, like, in total agreement.
At least this guy would have given them a free concert after wrecking their carpet: Naked Man Arrested After Playing Violin in Front of Portland Courthouse
