And no, he wasn’t on vacation with the Octomom.
According to Metro, an American exchange student got stuck inside a giant marble vagina on the campus of Germany’s Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology Friday afternoon.
Naturally, he climbed inside the stone cooter because of a dare.
It took 22 firemen in five emergency vehicles to free the student from the giant vagina, and luckily, Erick Guzman was on the scene with his camera and uploaded several pictures of the incident to the web along with the caption: “I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.”
Guzman also said the fire department wasn’t too thrilled about being there, and the student was really embarrassed.
The giant stone vagina has been on display at the Institute of Microbiology for 13 years. It came from Peruvian “artist” Fernando de la Jara, who made an unbelievable $173,000 for sculpting a birth canal out of a giant rock.
They say that everything happens for a reason, and maybe for this American student, it was the best way possible to learn just how powerful a woman’s vagina can be.
A student isn’t the craziest thing we’ve seen stuck inside a vagina this year: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina