Considering how many stories we do on “Florida Man” every week, this guy might actually have a shot at winning.
According to CBS Miami, the former porn star known as “Dave Pounder” is attempting to hammer his competition in the upcoming August 26 election for the Palm Beach County School Board.
Pounder, who now goes by much less aggressive name of David Mech, is also suing the county’s school board for discrimination after they “ordered that signs advertising his Happy/Fun Math Tutor service be taken down at several schools.”
Only after the school board learned that Mech was a former porn star who also ran an adult film business did they order the signs to be taken down.
“Lawsuits like mine happen because of poor decision-making and that’s why I’m running for the board,” said Mech. “Why do we always use this role model in the domain of sexuality? Why is not a teacher who is overweight a bad role model?”
Let’s be honest. If sales of “I Scored a Soccer Mom,” “Filthy’s First Taste 5,” “Cable Guy Sex 2” and “Teen Pink & 18” are through the roof in Palm Beach County, then Mech might actually be able to win this puppy.
Or maybe he should offer his services to every single voter: Porn Star Savanna Samson Offers to Hook Up With the Entire Seattle Seahawks Secondary
