If scientists or health officials are looking for a man with testicles the size of watermelons, I believe this guy fits the bill.
According to NBC San Diego, a man and two teens robbed a gun store in El Cajon Friday afternoon while using a replica gun.
Police said one of the suspects held a store employee at fake gunpoint while the other two smashed glass cases with a hammer and made off with real handguns. All three embarrassingly fled the scene in a red 1998 Chevrolet Lumina.
Robert Foster, a friend of the gun store’s owner, witnessed the suspects leave the store and run down an alley to their crappy car. He quickly called 911, and police were able to box in the vehicle several minutes later when they turned into a dead end.
A search of the vehicle yielded the stolen handguns as well as the fake gun and masks, and all three suspects were arrested and charged with felony armed robbery and conspiracy to commit armed robbery.
No word if the shaken gun store owner immediately went to the liquor store next door and bought everything they had.
The owner wasn’t wearing a helmet cam, but we imagine it was almost as intense as this: Helmet Cam Captures Canadian Couple Being Robbed at Gun Point in Guatemala