Looks like Frederick Tennyson Davis is giving “Florida Man” a run for his money.
According to the Sun News, Davis was arrested and charged with committing an indecent act and two counts of failure to comply with his probation last week after he sat down next to a woman in a Toronto library and began masturbating while holding a cucumber in his other hand.
Toronto police said this isn’t the first time Davis has punched his clown while holding the accessory fruit in his other hand at the Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area.
In April, a woman complained that Davis sat down next to her, opened his laptop and again began cranking one out while holding a cucumber in his other hand. He was also charged in a similar incident at a library in Markham, Ontario, in June 2012.
Authorities think there are more victims in this case and are urging people to come forward with information.
But they’re also keeping their sense of humor about it.
When asked if Davis had posed a threat to any other library patrons, an officer told the Sun News, “I don’t think he had any free hands to make a threat.”
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