Here’s a story that is straight out of “The Town.” Well, except that it takes place in Washington instead of Boston and the thief never slept with his victim. But other than that, it’s straight out of that movie.
According to UPI, Riley Mullins allegedly hit a woman who was sitting in a Washington ferry terminal in her back last Tuesday, stole her purse and iPod, and ran from the scene. He then attempted to friend the woman on Facebook the next day.
The victim didn’t recognize the man who robbed her right away but did note that he had a tattoo of a triangle on his neck, which wound up being the same tattoo on the neck of the major tool who tried to friend her on Wednesday.
Local authorities took it from there and arrested Mullins for second-degree robbery.
If you’re asking yourself just who in the hell would steal from a woman and then try to become her friend on Facebook, the answer is a guy who also thinks this selfie is a panties dropper:
Too say we’re shocked is an understatement. I mean, who still owns an iPod?
Mullins isn’t even close to being as cool as this guy: Florida Man Arrested After Bragging About Selling Drugs on Facebook
