I would like to think that getting an erection during the trial of a man accused of murdering a homeless immigrant is damn near impossible, but things are apparently quite different in Italy.
According to The Telegraph, a murder trial in Genoa was suspended last month after a couple was busted having sex behind a frosted glass window of an adjoining room. The prosecutor was asked to stop speaking when the judge heard “peculiar noises and saw the outline of naked bodies” going at it behind the glass.
The busted couple, who were married employees at the Genoa court, was apparently trying to take advantage of a very quiet time of year for the Italian court system. Well, quiet except for the two employees loudly humping during a murder trial.
Their actions halted the trial of a 40-year-old Romanian man who stands accused of murdering a Moroccan homeless immigrant next to a railway station last year.
The couple will reportedly face some kind of discipline for their courtroom romp, but it’s unlikely they’ll be charged with a crime. Well, unless it’s for murdering some ass.
This isn’t the first time crime and sex have teamed up: 10 Crimes That Happened During Sex