The craziest part of this story isn’t that the couple alleges their burgers were served with weed on them, but rather the fact that they’re bitching about it.
According to UPI, a couple who recently rolled into the McDonald’s in Ottumwa, Iowa, claims the McDoubles they ordered were laced with marijuana.
When Brittany Songer, who is six weeks pregnant, opened the burger she had just taken a bite from, she “couldn’t smell McDonald’s anymore” and could “only smell the illegal drugs that were on it.” Songer originally thought her companion Cory Long had cologne on his hands because of the way her burger tasted, making her one of the few people in Iowa who somehow knows what cologne tastes like.
The Ottumwa Police Department said they were looking into the matter and are probably hoping the weed was so potent that the couple just forgets that they even filed a complaint in the first place. They also said drug tests on the burgers should come back in about two months, making it the most inconvenient and inefficient test of all-time.
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