Given the fact that his name was Ryan Smallwood, we’ll make the assumption that there wasn’t very much to talk about.
According to WSOC, a 26-year-old man was arrested at a Waffle House in Rock Hill, North Carolina, early Saturday morning after dropping his Wranglers, giving the finger to other customers and talking about his giggle stick.
A Rock Hill police officer was “working” overtime while the incident took place and ordered Smallwood to pull up his pants. He also warned him that he would be asked to leave the restaurant if he kept up his shenanigans.
But Smallwood felt that it was the right time to strike up a conversation about his twig and berries with two people at the bar, and the officer told him he needed to leave the Waffle House immediately if he didn’t want to be arrested.
Of course, Smallwood didn’t see what the fuss what about and argued back. He was arrested and charged with public disorderly conduct.
While it couldn’t be confirmed, we’re sure the remaining Waffle House customers were thrilled that the perp wound up being Ryan Smallwood instead of Johnny Rottencrotch.
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