To say she overreacted would be a bigger understatement than me saying I would like to take Kate Upton out to Applebee’s.
According to Q13 FOX, a 60-year-old woman allegedly stabbed a Walmart employee with a pair of scissors recently because she “didn’t like her vibe.”
Several employees at the Walmart in Mount Vernon, Washington, noticed Nancy Reed having trouble with a self-service checkout machine on May 2nd. When one of them tried to explain to her that the machine declined her credit card, Reed naturally responded by telling the employee the mafia had kidnapped her grandchild.
At that point, Reed claimed she didn’t like the employee’s vibe, which we’ll assume was “confused as all hell,” and began attacking her with a pair of scissors.
Several other employees were able to subdue Reed but not before she was able to pull a sizable chunk of hair out from one of the employee’s head. Then, while employees waited for the police to arrive, Reed began “dancing around and lifting her dress.”
Authorities are unsure if Reed will face felony assault charges because “it appears that she may have mental health issues.”
Um, no shit.
Let’s meet the rest of Reed’s family: The Wild and Crazy People of Walmart
