Why he didn’t snag a box or two of those delicious Peanut Butter Patties in the process is anybody’s guess.
According to WJXT, a 22-year-old Florida man was arrested and charged with grand theft after he allegedly stole a jar of money from Girl Scouts who were selling cookies outside of a Publix store in St. Augustine. Because Girl Scout cookies are so damn good, the jar had $400 in it.
Edmund Allen was eventually tracked down and busted while smoking weed with his friend Joseph Usina inside a shed in the St. Augustine Shores community. But police said they would be unable to return the stolen cash to the Girl Scouts “due to the actions of the arrested individual.”
We’ll give them one good guess as to what Allen used the money for.
There is a silver lining to the story, however, as the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge and local Sheriff David Shoar have each donated $400 to the troop. Other local businesses and individuals have also reached out to support the cause.
We’re unsure which category Allen falls into, but our guess is that he’s a lot of both: Assholes vs. Douchebags
