The next time you accidentally destroy a raccoon while driving down the highway in your Chevy Pinto, just remember that it could have been worse.
According to KOMO News, a butt-ass naked man doing push-ups early Sunday morning in the middle of a Portland, Oregon street was killed when he was struck by a motorist who apparently wasn’t expecting a nude guy to be working out in the road shortly after 4am.
Police said they first received a call at 4am in regards to a “naked man running through traffic near the intersection of North Columbia Boulevard and Portsmouth Avenue.” While they were on their way to the scene, they received another call about the same guy doing push-ups in the road. Finally, another call came in just before they reached the scene, this time saying the man had been hit by a car.
The driver of the car was reportedly cooperative and not intoxicated. Meanwhile, a toxicology report will be performed on the dead guy, and we expect it will be off the charts.
Who knows? Maybe this guy took a trip to Portland for the weekend: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates
