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Well, apparently size does matter, but today has to be the first day of my life that I am actually proud of my Irish heritage below the belt.
According to a new study published this month in PLOS One, women are more likely to have an extra-marital sexual encounter if their husband has a longer erect penis.
Researchers in Kenya interviewed 545 married couples and found that 6.2 percent of the females were cheating on their husbands because of domestic violence, being denied a preferred sex position or his huge dong.
Using a 15-inch ruler, couples were asked to self-report the size of the male’s boom stick. We were unable to confirm the exact number of guys who overestimated by at least two inches.
But what researchers discovered should make some men feel as adequate as ever. The study revealed that “every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in [an] extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-a-half times,” usually because the women associated their man’s large wang with pain and discomfort.
And right now somewhere outside of Boston, Mickey O’Toole is hoping that women in Kenya are the voice of women across the world.
