None of us here are zoologists, but we’re willing to bet that when a 22-pound cat is so vicious that it has the ability to trap an entire family in a room, it’s time to start calling it a tiger.
According to Reuters, a family in Portand, Oregon, was forced to call 911 after its fat cat did just that.
A Portland Police Bureau spokesman said the incident began when the cat scratched the family’s eight-month-old baby and received a swift kick in the ass for it.
But instead of running into the bedroom and hiding like a coward, this cat went into a bath salts-esque rage that forced the entire family and its dog into a bedroom. In fact, the cat was so pissed that it could be heard screeching in the background of the 911 call.
The spokesman said the cat did have a history of violence, so why the family was still in possession of it after the first few incidents is as good of a guess as why in the hell they didn’t let the dog go to town on it.
Even crazier than that, upon arriving on the scene and catching the feline, the police released it back to the family.
Even crazier than that? You guessed it: Amanda Bynes.
We found a ton of other cats related to this one: Cats Are A-holes: A Retrospective
