People call 911 for all kinds of reasons. Some do it after witnessing an old woman get mugged in Detroit. Others might dial it up after seeing a kid texting and driving what used to be his daddy’s car through a red light.
But Maria Montenez-Colon dialed 911 last week because she hadn’t “been penetrated in years.”
After initially calling to report a missing Corvette, the mantsy 58-year-old Punta Gorda woman told the responding officer, “I haven’t been penetrated in years. I’m so horny right now. You can f!%* me.”
The officer declined and left the scene, perhaps because the woman pictured on the left is Maria Montenez-Colon.
But that wasn’t the end of this sexcapade, as Montenez-Colon called 911 again less than an hour later to say the police officer “pissed her off.”
The original responding officer returned to her residence with backup this time, and Montenez-Colon told that officer his partner was “a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f!%* me, he turned me down and that made me angry.”
When the initial officer asked her if she remembered their talk about the misuse of 911, she retorted, “I do, but how else am I going to get you to f!%* me?”
That was finally enough to get her arrested.
She was booked into the Charlotte County Jail, where she should find that getting penetrated is much less of a problem.
(via NBC-2)
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