My Friend’s Grade School Drawing of His Mailman May or May Not Have Led to a Molestation Investigation

The below picture is a drawing my friend sketched in grade school. It’s supposed to be a detailed rendering of his childhood mailman. It was prompted by a routine drawing exercise that the entire class participated in. As you can see, he got a little carried away with one particular part of his mailman’s body. I’ll let him take it from here:

I’m not entirely clear on the details, but yes, I was asked to draw the mailman, and they told us to make the drawing as detailed as possible. I don’t know if child services was called or if there was just an investigation by the school, but yes, the obvious implication was that the mailman was delivering more than just Highlights magazines.

Basically, there was a serious conversation had with my parents, who had a serious conversation with me, and determined that the mailman was not showing me his dick. Sorry I don’t have more details on this. But they definitely did not fire the mailman.

Take a look at the photo and judge for yourself what happened.

In any case, I’m hoping this post jogs some horrible repressed memories in my friend. Then we’ll finally know the answer.

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