This guy really loves to jerk off.
According to the U.S. Social Security Administration data, an unhealthy amount of children have been named after famed Marvel villain…
Well, that sure snuck up on us like a sneaky toddler with a stinky diaper. In an Instagram post earlier…
The real hero of the night was Cool-Headed-Guy-With-Ladle, whose composure and measured use of a soupy weapon can only be…