CarbonIce: 7-in-1 Bacteria Protection and Cooling Pillow Here to Get Your Ass to Sleep

Listen, we all do stupid crap from time to time. Sometimes we say things we don’t mean, other times were completely brainless in the job we were paid to do. This often can be reduced if not alleviated with a good night’s rest. That said, if you don’t have a pillow to get you through your eight hours, you’re really only getting half of that. Try this CarbonIce: 7-in-1 Bacteria Protection and Cooling Pillow and sleep tight without letting the bed bugs bite (because it’s mite resistant, but more on that later).

So, let’s chat about this 7-in-1 pillow. Not just your average tattered, down-filled pillow you’ve had since the dawn of time, this baby enhances breathability and keeps you cool with increased comfort using Activ-Air technology. The pillow utilizes a dual memo-density system that gives you the ability to choose the firmness that makes you clonk out like never before.

Logistically, the ergonomic design promotes sound, orthopedic sleep as it aligns the spine to alleviate pain in your head, neck, and shoulders. As an added bonus (since you’re a chronic “I’ll do it tomorrow” face cleaner) it’s dirt, bacteria, and dust mite resistant, so your stench doesn’t ruin a good time for your head..

Knowing all of the glorious things about the pillow so far, surely there could be nothing else functional about it? Wrong, our friend. This baby functions with dual memo density foam technology, Activ-Air technology, carbon bamboo charcoal activation, a layer of cooling gel foam, copper-infused inner cover, a CarbonIce cool silk side, and a layer of graphene that naturally conducts heat, making this pillow, not just a full-body healing experience, but an out of body one as well.

Still not sold? We get that you’ve had an everlasting love with your current set of pillows, but maybe it’s time to ask the 2,224 backers who raised $314,098 on Kickstarter to take this pillow from start to finish why they made the switch. In all honestly, that’s way too many people for this thing to be a total flop. Speaking of, you’ll totally flop to be when you put your head down on this pillow (sorry, not sorry, we had to add that zinger in there)!