Though we prefer a hairless look, we’re told people are still doing no shave November and pulling it well into don’t shear December (which is a pretty tame tradition in comparison to other fall time activities, apparently). And, while the bearded body look was great on November 5, now you’ve got the opposite look of Paul Rudd the stud and are growing out a little strange. We didn’t want to say anything, but it’s true. You look like the spawn of Bigfoot and Santa, which isn’t a compliment. Don’t worry, there’s still time to turn this around. Grab the Brocchi Men Waterproof Trimmer this Black Friday on sale and shave your problems away instantly.
Alright you hairy men of mystery, time to clean it up with the Brocchi Men Waterproof Trimmer. Not just a trimmer, this rechargeable body hair remover features a 6,000RPM motor for a strong, powerful cut no matter how coarse or curly your bush is (yeah, we’re sorry we used that wording, but it was worth it to see you make that face).
Beyond that, the trimmer is made with replaceable stainless steel blades so that your trimmer has a long life of chopping through your flavor savors for a nice, clean feeling. The wet seal technology provides 100% waterproof and rust-resistance, so you can get it on in the shower or on the sink (we’re still talking about shaving here, get your mind out of the gutter, which is a place you can also use this).
Need to shave on the go? No sweat, this baby is compact and portable. You’ll never have to call down to the lobby while on that very important business trip for one of those one-blade skin hackers again. Just you, your perfectly manicured bod, and a world of opportunity to show it off (just not at the business meeting, for goodness sake).
Get the Brocchi Men Waterproof Trimmer for $35.95 (Reg. $41).
Prices subject to change.