Bad habits die hard, but some you just can’t let go of, especially with the crippling anxiety of a pandemic continuing to loom over our heads like a sad, deadly cloud (spoiler alert: it’s not going anywhere anytime soon thanks to Karens of America). If you took up smoking in the last two years, you’re not alone, and could probably use some handy tools to help you get the best pull. Insert the Happy Pack: The Ultimate All-in-One Smoker’s Fanny Pack for all of your smoking needs.
Alright smokers and jokers, let’s break down what you get with the Happy Pack: The Ultimate All-in-One Smoker’s Fanny Pack. Not just a fashion statement blast from the past making a comeback, this bag includes everything a smoker would need to get a good puff. With a plastic grinder, rolling papers, filter tips, one-hitter, doob tube, and metal poker included, you have everything you need in one spot to get you going on those extra stressful days. Need a place to roll and dole? The flap of this fanny pack turns into a rolling mat so you and all of your buds can take advantage of having a smoke shop on deck no matter where you are.
The most interesting part of this pack is beyond the smoking accessories and is more technology-centric. The bag has a headphone jack attached because smoking is a two-hand job with no time to pick up calls from grandma. The jack allows you to take calls, listen to music, or ignore that conference meeting you forgot about all without pulling your phone out of your bag while you take a solid drag (poetry is our thing now, if you couldn’t tell).
Just a heads up, we know what this looks like it could be used for (we weren’t born yesterday), but depending on the legality of your state’s smoking rules and regulations, please use this responsibly and don’t be that jerk that ruins a good thing for everyone.
If you’re over the age of 18, get the Happy Pack: The Ultimate All-in-One Smoker’s Fanny Pack, which includes a smell-proof/shockproof carrying case, 2.5″ glass pipe, plastic magnet grinder, doob tube, metal poker, 1/4 rolling paper, filter tips, and a one-hitter pipe for $39.99 (Reg. $45).
Prices subject to change.
