After years of speculation, Disney has finally announced that a fifth Indiana Jones movie is coming on July 19, 2019. Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford will be back, George Lucas and Shia LaBeouf probably won’t. And that’s about all we know about the new movie for now. The script apparently hasn’t been written yet.
But there’s one thing we do know about Indiana Jones, and that’s that his stories revolve around ancient myths turning out to be very, very real. The Ark of the Covenant was real, and was able to liquify Nazis. The sacred Sivalinga stones gave the Thuggee cult the ability to control minds and rip out still-beating hearts. The Holy Grail could bring dead father’s back to life. The pre-Colombian crystal skulls were actual, fossilized alien heads.
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So while the details of all four Indiana Jones movies might differ in setting and tone, there is some consistency here. If the fifth Indiana Jones movie follows suit, and it probably will, then we will most likely see our hero once again learning that it’s true – all of it – and fighting to keep an all-powerful, supposedly mythological artifact out of evil hands. Again.
Which begs the question: which mythical artifacts are left? There’s no shortage of fictional, all-powerful objects out there, but narrowing done the relics that have the most dramatic potential is a little harder. Disney is probably hard at work concocting a similar list right now.
So take a gander at our top 10 mythical artifacts that we think would make a great Indiana Jones movie, let us know if you have any exciting ideas of your own, and let’s just wait and see. If Disney decides to go with any of the following ancient objects, we’ll all be able to say we told you so.
10 Mythical Artifacts Indiana Jones Hasn’t Discovered Yet:
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10 Mythical Artifacts Indiana Jones Hasn't Discovered Yet
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Indiana Jones and the Golden Fleece
Jason and his Argonauts pursued the Golden Fleece to prove that Jason was the rightful king of Thessaly, fighting off giants with six arms, harpies and more in the process. Indiana Jones would have a heck of a time fighting off those beasts, even with his trusty whip.
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Indiana Jones and the Hammer of Thor
Thor may be the star of his own Walt Disney franchise, but he's still a mythical being and his hammer is still a work of fiction. A crossover between Indiana Jones and the Marvel Cinematic Universe will probably never happen (although the fans would probably like it), but there's still room to explore traditional Norse mythology in a franchise where myths are very, very real.
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Indiana Jones and the Magic Lamp
Disney has told the story of the magic lamp before, and several times, but the possibilities are endless once you add Indiana Jones into the mix. If you thought Nazis and millionaires went to great lengths to recover the Holy Grail, just imagine what they'd do to acquire three all-powerful wishes.
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Indiana Jones and Pandora's Box
Pandora's Box opened, and all the evils of the world spilled out. Perhaps if you found the box today, all the evils could be forced back inside, for better or worse. Indiana Jones could solve all the world's problems in a moment, or possibly make them much, much worse.
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Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone
Yes, Harry Potter got there first, but the Philosopher's Stone is an ancient concept that fits tidily into Indiana Jones's own universe. Our archaeologist could pursue the artifact to stop a selfish antagonist from using it to topple the world economy (and live forever, naturally).
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Indiana Jones and the Spear of Longinus
Indiana Jones has dealt with the relics of Jesus Christ before, but in a tale that takes place during the Cold War's nuclear proliferation, the weapon that killed the Son of God might have added dramatic weight. If the Ark of the Covenant could liquify Nazis, imagine what a weapon coated in the blood of God could do...?
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Indiana Jones and the Staff of Moses
Indiana Jones has found "The Staff of Kings" before, but that was in a video game, and Disney probably doesn't think those are canon. Regardless, the fabled walking stick that could part the Red Sea and transform into snakes is certainly a valuable artifact that belongs in a museum. Indiana Jones would risk life and limb to keep it out of the wrong hands.
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Indiana Jones and the Sword in the Stone
In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade our hero met a knight who found the Holy Grail, so revealing that the king who sent those knights on that quest was a real personal wouldn't be a stretch. But if Excalibur is real, where is it, and who is worthy to wield it and protect the United Kingdom? (It couldn't possibly be an American... could it?)
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Indiana Jones and the Undersea Kingdom
Another archaeological myth that Indiana Jones discovered in a video game, and the subject of several drafts of never-produced Indiana Jones screenplays. Atlantis remains one of the most infamous lost treasures in the history of the world. Finding it would be damn near impossible, even for Indiana Jones, and doesn't that sound exciting?
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Indiana Jones and the Waters of Life
Harrison Ford will be 76 when the next Indiana Jones movie comes out, so seeking out the Fountain of Youth makes a lot of sense from his character's perspective, and might give fans a meaningful way to say goodbye to the character. Sure, Disney already told a Fountain of Youth story in the last Pirates of the Caribbean film, but nobody liked that movie anyway. Indiana Jones could make the myth his own.
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