Wrestler Takes Down Opponent With Penis

December 4, 2015

I don’t know who Joey Ryan is, but if you’ve ever had doubts towards the authenticity of ‘professional wrestling,’ he’s at least given some confirmation its sole purpose is for entertainment.

Some might consider Ryan’s latest wrestling move impressively creative. Some possibly homo-erotic. I think it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year.

The footage below is from a Nov. 28 fight in Osaka, Japan against ‘Dino,’ where after grabbing Ryan’s penis, Ryan drops him to the ground by flexing his junk.

See for yourself.

Seriously, I don’t want to know what that guy has been doing in the gym.

This isn’t going away anytime soon. Not only was Ryan mentioned on Dan Le Batard yesterday, but there are t-shirts coming out gloating Ryan’s “testicular strength.” I’m sure it would make a great holiday gift.

Josh Helmuth is the editor of CraveOnline Sports.

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