Keeping up with the Joneses is no easy task on Illuminati Lane, but Jay Z might’ve found the perfect gift for the girl who has everything. According to the Queen of Dragons herself, Beyoncé has a dragon’s egg of her very own.
Oh, you thought you were a “Game of Thrones” fan? Time to take off that stupid Burger King crown and realize your shit is feeble compared to Hov and Bey, who can apparently bridge the gap between fantasy and reality with bricks of cash. The story is a bit more than rumor, having come from Khaleesi herself, Emilia Clarke – aka Daenerys Targaryen. Clarke appears on the cover of the June/July issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and tucked into an anecdote about unsuccessfully trying to jack a dragon egg from the set for herself is an interesting little quip: “Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyonce,” she laughs. “I don’t know.”
“They are really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art,” she added.
Tidal what? Who said Tidal? How’s that “Beach is Better” song go again? Something about “left the house with a hundred grand, ended up near broke… don’t get mad at me”:
