Diplo‘s a little bit of a dick. But according to Lorde, the EDM superstar and twerk magnet actually has a little dick. This snark-beef development comes on the heels of the Major Lazer founder calling for a Kickstarter fund to buy Taylor Swift a butt. Wouldn’t everybody rather stare at an oiled-up hobbit’s Kardashian’s ass instead?
He even started a spoof fund for the specific cause, which has raised $45 so far:
Given that the man has singlehandedly quadrupled the amount of jiggling asses on Twitter with his twerk-baiting #ExpressYourself hashtag, he’s undoubtedly more qualified than most to discuss posterior particularities. And hell, the girl truly has no ass. But while Taylor is undoubtedly too busy picking out a new set of quilted doilies and looking at kitten whiskers on Pinterest while wearing a 1950s polka-dot bathing suit to notice the dig, a much more badass chanteuse is rallying to her defense: Lorde.
What’s that sound? Oh, that’s just the most badass mic drop we’ve heard in a while, from a teenager no less.
