Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Silicon Valley, Applebees is nasty, April Fools is ‘class’-y, powder kid looks away sadly, the Late Show is casting! Here’s the week in viral:
Silicon Valley Season 1: Episode 1 Full Episode (HBO)
It’s not TV. It’s the entire pilot on YouTube!
Applebee’s Customer Bites Into Delicious Metal Bolt Stuffed In Her Burger

To make it up to her, they gave her a free plate of sliders just with little nails in them. [More]
Best Classroom April Fools Prank Ever
But I made up my mind / I’m keeping my baby / I’m gonna keep my baby – Unless this is just a prank.
“What Am I Doing With My Life?”

He hit rock bottom early for his age. [via]
David Letterman Announces His Retirement From The Late Show And Gets Simpsons Couch Gag Tribute
…and no, his replacement won’t be Leno, thank god.
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.