The Big List: Facebook Buys Oculus Rift!

Time to buy a rift headset to view you ex-girlfriend’s Facebook photos, BitTorrent a bunch of porn in Florida, set a fire in the Amazon rainforest,  re-create your favorite episode of The Simpsons, have a beer with Vladimir Putin, and check out these links!

Facebook To Buy Oculus For 2 Billion

http://techcrunch.com/2014/03/25/facebook-to-buy-oculus-vr-maker-of-the-rift-headset-for-around-2b-in-cash-and-stock/

I can’t wait to use my virtual reality helmet to view precious, precious ADS! 

Judge Tells Porno Copyright Troll That An IP Address Does Not Identify A Person

http://boingboing.net/2014/03/25/judge-tells-porno-copyright-tr.html

BitTorrenters are winning… temporarily! 

Spaceship-Like Skyscraper Fights Fires and Irrigates Amazon Rainforests

http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/26/5550288/the-rainforest-guardian-concept-architecture-fights-fires-and-irrigates-the-amazon

Time for America to build one that dispenses pizza and beer. 

Vladimir Putin: Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thanks-for-being-so-cool-about-everything,35584/

No worries, bro, you’re just trying to keep it cool. 

The Simpsons Legos Coming This May

http://kotaku.com/an-army-of-lego-simpsons-invades-america-in-may-1551869131

But when does the life size version of this come out?!

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.