If Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster taught us one thing, it’s that cookies are the one hope we have for peace in this world. Speaking of which: If you haven’t gotten your Girl Scout cookies yet, head to the outskirts of town, find the shady phonebooth, call the number etched into the greasy receiver, and meet Rodrigo at the disclosed latitude and longitude. Then, check out these videos of Sesame Street movie parodies:
Sesame Street: Les Mousserables
One more snack / just one snack moooooore!
Sesame Street: The Hungry Games – Catching Fur
Crap, I put my life savings down on banana.
Sesame Street: Cookies of the Caribbean
The best shape is the one you’re in after eating 800 cookies.
Sesame Street: Lord of the Crumbs
Too bad the cookie recipe is in Elvish.
Sesame Street: Life of Whoopie Pie
The tiger would have been less trouble.
Sesame Street: The Biscotti Kid
The Karate Squid works at Benihana now.
Sesame Street: The Spy Who Loved Cookies
Finally, we won the war: Brits start calling “biscuits” cookies.
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.
