South Park: The Stick of Truth is going to be censored in the UK and the rest of Europe, and it has now been revealed what those censored scenes will be replaced with.
The following leaked screenshot shows that the censored scenes in the upcoming RPG, which account for roughly 3 minutes of the game’s length, will be replaced with Michelangelo’s David crying in front of the EU flag, with a description of each scene that begins with the line “You lose again, Europe”.
The images replacing the game’s censored scenes were chosen by South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker themselves, so at least they’ll provide some comic relief in spite of us being a little annoyed with Ubisoft for choosing to censor the game, an act which they described as a “market decision”.
South Park: The Stick of Truth will be released in North America and March 4th and Europe on March 7th. The Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions of the game will be censored in Europe and Australia, though the PC version will remain intact because PC Gaming Master Race etc.
