Yes, you could argue that it makes a lot more sense to call soccer “football” than it does to call American football “football,” since you use your feet a lot more in soccer. That being said, that’s the only concession I’ll make to those lousy, sports-name stealing Brits. USA! USA! USA! Here are 5 funny videos about British vs. American football:
Bad British NFL Commentary
The bonus crystal can be used to give the whole team a power boost.
The NFL According To British Teenagers
It’s like rugby, only it’s totally not rugby, you guys!
If American Football Coach Tried British Football
Ties, no playoffs – it’s basically a paid vacation.
Watching British Sports With An American
So wait… what would happen in American football?
Do The British Know American Football?
A pump fake is something tweens do on school trips.
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