The Big List: Chris Christie’s Traffic Nightmare!

January 14, 2014

Time to tell a pretty harmless joke on television, get called a lot of really awful things by a lot of people on Twitter, refuse to apologize, get the Comedian’s Medal of Honor and check out these links!

Gov. Chris Christie ‘Embarrassed And Humiliated’ By Traffic Scandal

http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/politicsnow/la-pn-chris-christie-bridgegate-press-conference-20140109,0,6007650.story#axzz2pvJkYzFz

Creating traffic jams on purpose? I thought only Satan was capable of that.

Comedian Natasha Leggero Refuses To Apologize For Joke That Caused ‘Outrage’

http://natashaleggero.tumblr.com/post/72115235852/click-here-to-read-a-prettier-mirrored-version

#NoMoreComedianApologies #ThankGod

Why Burger King Gave Away Free Big Macs And Asked ‘Sellouts’ To Unlike Its Facebook Page

http://www.businessinsider.com/burger-king-makes-fun-of-social-media-obsession-2014-1

Ba da ba ba ba… McDonalds is lovin’ it?

7 Tricks For Looking Like A Grown Man And Not A Stupid Teen Baby

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947438/7-tricks-for-looking-like-a-grown-man-and-not-a-stupid-teen-baby

I feel kinda sorry for turd baby. He means well.

Upworthy: Springfield

http://upworthyspringfield.tumblr.com/

If you click on only one Upworthy parody that uses Simpsons references today, it needs to be this one.

That’s all for this this teen baby edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.