Time to open a zoo, realize you need a lion, find a shaggy dog, cut its hair to make it look lion-ish, attempt to fool people, realize that when the dog barks – which it won’t stop doing – the jig is up, get in trouble and check out these links!
Chinese Zoo Disguises Dog As Lion
http://www.shortlist.com/home/chinese-zoo-disguises-dog-as-lion
Fake lions are man’s best friend.
Pro Wrestler Darren Young Comes Out, Is WWE’s First Openly Gay Superstar
I guess this guy doesn’t count.
Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added To Call Of Duty’s Multiplayer
http://kotaku.com/why-female-soldiers-were-finally-added-to-call-of-duty-1142063196
“Adding female characters would’ve totally… uh, gummed up the engine?”
Toronto Man Looks For Weed On Twitter And Police Respond With “Awesome!”
Awesome! Can we come too? MT @Sunith_DB8R Any dealers in Vaughan wanna make a 20sac chop? Come to Keele/Langstaff Mr. Lube, need a spliff.
— York Regional Police (@YRP) August 13, 2013
http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/toronto-man-looks-for-weed-on-twitter-and-police-respond-wit
New Show Idea: Social Media Cops
5 Classic Pop Culture Moments (Actors Made Up On The Fly)
http://www.cracked.com/article_20576_5-classic-pop-culture-moments-actors-made-up-fly.html
It’s called the Vulcan Neck Improv.
That’s all for this co-ed multiplayer edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
