The Big List: John Oliver Vs. Anthony Weiner! NeverWet ReallySucks?

July 26, 2013

Time to become a politician, get caught up in a sexting scandal, publically apologize to my wife, resign from office, vow to never sext again, run for another office, give myself a ridiculous online username, do more sexting, get caught in another sexting scandal that’s even worse, shrug a little and check out these links!

John Oliver Destroys Anthony Weiner On The Daily Show

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/25/john-oliver-destroys-anthony-weiner_n_3652099.html

Not surprisingly, Weiner was d***ing us around.

NeverWet? More Like OftenKindaWet.

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http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/07/neverwet_review_the_water_repelling_spray_is_no_miracle_product.html

Now there’s a brand new way to ruin all your stuff!

Are The Movies Really Doomed?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/are-the-movies-really-doomed,100693

There’s no business like show business… as long as you’re making movies for Asia.

Meltdown At The Genius Bar: Woman’s Epic Screaming Fit Goes Viral

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2376857/Caught-video-Apple-Store-customer-screams-employee-doesnt-appointment.html

She needs to get something fixed: her attitude! #snap #talktothehand #rememberthe90s

Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/unambitious-loser-with-happy-fulfilling-life-still,33233

I look down on that guy from the ivory tower that is my ant-infested studio apartment.

That’s all for this NeverWet edition of The Big List.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.