Time to get a text from your mom, read the text, be horrified by the contents of the text, reply by asking what she meant by that, get a reply about how auto-correct is the devil, breath a long, deep sigh of relief and check out these links!
Israelis Officially Pay Tribute To Obama With Golden Girls Theme
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/03/19/obama-netanyahu-golden-girls/2000427/
Though Republicans argue Obama and Netanyahu are perfect strangers.
Twinkies New Owner Wants Snacks Back On Shelves By Summer
Our long, national nightmare is over.
24 Texts You Don’t Want To Get From Your Parents
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/texts-you-dont-want-to-get-from-your-parents
You can receive unlimited embarrassing texts for free with certain family plans!
Pictures We Didn’t Take Before Digital Cameras
http://cheezburger.com/7148010752
Also, you couldn’t give these photos filters to make them seem more important.
Find The Thing You’re Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life
http://www.theonion.com/articles/find-the-thing-youre-most-passionate-about-then-do,31742/
Follow your dreams… every so often.
That’s all for this cream-filled edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
