Out: Celebrity Couple Names. 5 Minutes Ago: Celebrities naming their baby something stupid, just because it sounds “unique.” In: Celebrity Name Puns. They’re corny and ridiculous, but the internet loves a solid (and not-so-solid) pun. Here are 10 celebrity name puns:
Ray Charles
The night time is the right time for higher-definition.
Jim Carrey
Jim Doesn’t Carrey was recently in Mr. Popper’s Penguins.
Reese Witherspoon
Can you spot the different between the photographs? (It’s very tricky.)
Carl Sagan
This is what the aliens will look like when we meet them. They’ll wear backwards baseball caps.
Neil Patrick Harris
Roll Over Patrick Harris is not as famous as his brothers.
Cee Lo
He could use silhouettes of a feather boa and some crazy glasses.
Gene Wilder
Both great.
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawk Queen rules the world inside of black holes.
Josh Hutcherson
He was in Bridge To Trannybithia.
J.D. Salinger
He wasn’t a shut-in, he was just listening to beats in his study and prepping for the greatest DJ set ever.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!