In news that will surprise no one, Julia Fox and Kanye West have split. She was his muse, and he has a very short attention span. That the whirlwind romance came to an abrupt end after excessive publicity comes as no shock. In fact, as soon as Fox declared the couple “Juliye,” we were over them already.
Unfortunately, just because the Uncut Gems actress and the born-again rapper have parted ways doesn’t mean we’ve heard the last of them. Oh, hell, no. Because this pair of attention whores won’t shut up. They thrive in the limelight. As recently as Valentine’s Day, West send a truck full of roses to his ex-wife Kim Kardashian. And around the same time, Fox took to her Instagram Stories to shoot down rumors that she was devastated by the breakup.
“Y’all would love if I was sooo upset! The media would love to paint a picture of me [as] a sad and lonely woman crying on [a] plane by myself but it’s NOT TRUE!!” she wrote. “Why not see me for what I am which is a #1 hustler. I came up yall.”
She also clarified that regarding Kanye, “I have love for him but I wasn’t in love w the man.”
But wait, it gets worse. She then insulted followers of this shitshow disguised as a relationship by saying, “Jesus Christ what do u guys think I am 12 years old?!”
No, Julia. Judging by your grammar and spelling, not to mention your media tantrums, we don’t even think you’re that mature.
She concluded the post with this: “Anyway if u want the full tea ur gonna have to buy the book when it comes out :)“
Good lord. Is it a children’s book? Because y’all were only together for a minute, and neither of you has enough depth to fill a real book.
Let’s all breathe a sigh of relief now that “Juliye” is dead. We didn’t think we could take much more of their combined egos, much less the double-denim ensembles.
And P.S. No one ever mistook this for love, sweetheart. You just aren’t that good of an actress.
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