If you’re a fan of Jonah Hill, you know he’s been head over heels with a hot surfer chick named Sarah Brady. The two have been sharing their bright-eyed, bushy-tailed happiness on social media for a while now. We’d be jealous if we didn’t think he deserves what appears to be such wholesome, ecstatic love.
To wit: the 38-year-old posted a pair of cavity-inducing black-and-white selfies of the couple for Valentine’s Day. “Valentine Goddess,” he captioned the pics, addressing his lady love. “Thank you for endless new adventures and for teaching me new lessons every day. Thanks for the chance to grow and evolve and be better every day.”
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Apparently, rumors started circulating that Hill and Brady were going to get married. But the Superbad star just shot those rumors down in the most hilarious way possible.
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“The rumors are not true,” Hill wrote on a green-ombre slide. “I’m engaged. But not to my girlfriend. I am engaged to your mom. I know this is shocking but please respect our privacy at this time.”
But wait – there’s more! The kicker is that he location-tagged the post as “Your Mom’s House.”
“Media stop writing fake stuff it’s corny,” he captioned the post, which already has 358K+ likes only a day after it went live.
Hey, don’t blame us. We weren’t publishing any fake news of the sort. But we would be thrilled for Hill if he did put a ring on it. If we had a girl like Brady, we wouldn’t let her go.
By the way, man, stay away from our moms.
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