All right. By now we all know Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have a thing going on. First, we saw them making out on the beach in Puerto Rico while filming the worst-reviewed movie of the year, Midnight in the Switchgrass. Then we saw them making out in MGK’s music video Bloody Valentine. After that, we saw the pair make out in literally every place they’ve ever set foot in together. But what at first glance looked like nothing more than the normal honeymoon phase of a hot and bothered celebrity couple, now looks to be something far more sinister.
Twitter, ever the observant little gossip, noticed a macabre progression to Fox and MGK’s PDA sessions. Over the course of just a year and a half, MGK has visibly started to lose his life force, and folks are suspecting Fox’s tongue has something to do with it. In fact, the rumor hill has churned out a new theory claiming that every kiss from Fox’s perfect mouth is a vampiric exchange of lifeblood, an unholy pact between one eternal lover and her mortal mate – which if you forego sleep to venture endlessly down the Twitter wormhole, makes perfect sense.
Now, the latest public canoodling sesh at MGK’s concert at The Greek has reilluminated this dark gospel for many, that once seen, can never be unseen. Obviously, Twitter had some thoughts.
this is just speculation but I think megan fox may be slowly draining the life force from mgk in order to stay hot forever and honestly if that's the case then I'm just happy that they're both getting to live their dream pic.twitter.com/HPDYf0G8pJ
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) October 10, 2021
— ACAB| haggy| 238 (@elderhag) October 10, 2021
— Better Than Netflix (@betterthannflix) October 10, 2021
We should all thank him for the sacrifice he is making for the betterment of mankind.
— Nick Smith (@Smitty0066) October 10, 2021
no but he is very tall, so there's more space for extra life juice
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) October 10, 2021
Damn what a way to go
— spookarissa (@okarissa) October 10, 2021
the way she progresses to the front in these photos.. a legend
— murder death kill bunny (@angel0fchaos666) October 10, 2021
I’m pretty sure this involves a nightly blood sacrifice ritual, and let’s be honest all the best relationships do.
— Deep State Diplomat (@HungryDogsLair) October 10, 2021
I'm going to write this fanfiction and you can't stop me
— Wintermane (@Winternane45) October 11, 2021
How Megan Fox and MGK relationship be like pic.twitter.com/ZnvTHdclfs
— Dionicio (@DionicioRT) October 10, 2021
why yes, the point is that she is literally the heroine of this story. good job.
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) October 10, 2021
megan when you've officially extracted all of the mortal energy from this man's soul please know that I am several years younger than him and have so much more juicy lifeblood for you to feed on. call me.
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) October 10, 2021
It seems the internet agrees. Trade your eternal soul for a smooch fest with Megan Fox? Um, does the Pope shit in the woods?
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