Photo: Bud Light
If you’ve been a Patriots fan since 2001 or you’ve followed the Buccaneers in the last few seasons, you’re probably a fan of Tom Brady. Even if you’re a fan of a team he dominated for two decades, you can probably agree that the seven-time Super Bowl champion is the G.O.A.T. For those unfamiliar, that means Brady is the greatest of all time. Since he’s earned this animal themed moniker it only made sense that, when he returned to Boston to play the Patriots this week, the city threw a goat parade.
And no, we don’t mean they simply threw a parade in Brady’s honor. We mean they literally had a parade featuring real, live farm animals. It all went down on Sunday (the same day the Patriots took on the Buccaneers on Sunday Night Football) near Boston’s Faneuil Hall.
Organized by Bud Light, “The G.O.A.T. Parade” featured a bunch of goats adorned in goat-size Patriots jerseys being marched around the historic area. The beer brand even gave out beer to 21 and over attendees so they could toast the G.O.A.T. and the herd of jersey-wearing goats alike. On top of that, Bud Light have giveaways and even offered fans a chance to win tickets to that evening’s game.
That night, Brady proved once again that he is the actual G.O.A.T. because he and his Buccaneers left Gillette Stadium with a tight victory thanks to a last second missed field goal by the Patriots.
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