Laura Dern has always been down with the brown unless that brown is Poe Dameron. So it really shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s dating a black dude, but the surprise is that he’s Baron Davis.
Laura Dern is holding court. As the Big Little Lies star, 50, stepped out of the Beverly Hills Hotel on December 20, NBA star Baron Davis was doting on her. An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that following a lunch date where the pair were “talking, laughing and having a great time,” the athlete, 38, carried the actress’ purse as the duo packed on PDA. Although Dern, who divorced Ben Harper in 2013 after eight years of marriage, was “trying to remain incognito,” says the observer, they “were kissing and touching and were all over each other.”
As a Charlotte Hornets fan, Baron Davis reminds me that they were good once like 15 years ago and Laura Dern now reminds me of ISIS. They’ll probably use her in like propaganda videos or something. Or maybe not because she’s a woman. Abrahamic religions don’t so all that well with chicks. They put too many clothes on them but want them to have a lot of babies. Make up your mind lol!
