After 108 years, the Chicago Cubs are finally World Series champions after the Cleveland Indians Golden Stated themselves and blew a 3-1 lead and then collapsed in what might be the best Game 7 of all time. We should elect that game President instead. If you’re one of those people who shit on sports, this is why people hate you and you make Bill Murray cry.
President of Baseball Operations for the Cubs, Theo Epstein (who also broke the Red Sox curse as their General Manager when he was 30), was drunk, happy, and had at least one fuck to give on live television.
108 YEARS. NO JUDGMENT. #FlyTheW
CPD – Clark & Addison – Multiple subjects just took a electric pole down and are carrying it down the street with live wires #ChicagoScanner
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CPD – 3800blk of Clark – Subjects are trying to force their way into the liquor store as they’re trying to close 01:20 #ChicagoScanner
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CPD – Clark & Byron – Approx 300 people throwing bottles at each other now – 02:27 #ChicagoScanner
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CFD – Clark & Waveland – EMS needed for the guy who fell of a light pole 00:12 #ChicagoScanner
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