The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think they mean Fifty Shades of Grey‘s 25% Rotten Tomatoes score. Or they could mean something else! You never know! So if you like movies about rich people having sex written by a woman who writes like she’s never had sex before, be sure to get your ticket this Valentine’s Day.
Sydney Sweeney served stunning looks as she went from cowboy core to a sizzling LBD for the new Vanity Fair shoot. The…
