So, San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was this weekend, and you’d know that if you had Internet. Which I assume you do if you’re reading this. Good job on that. Be sure to text your parents and thank them. Warner Bros. and DC should also thank who cut the Wonder Woman trailer, because goddamn. This trailer makes me want to get my ass kicked by Wonder Woman then ask for her autograph. I mean, for real. Goddamn. And Sony and Columbia Pictures should definitely take whatever money they have and invent a time machine so they can hire this person to cut the Ghostbusters trailer. Because, also, goddamn. Dude. Seriously. Just watch.
Then, as expected, Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t just let us bask in that for a while, because they to step on their dicks and drop Justice League “footage”. Fans on Twitter tell me its not technically a trailer, so we can’t say anything bad about it, but you’v seen Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and now whatever the fuck is happening in this. I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Unless this turns out to be what it looks like: an overly long Aquaman Axe body spray commercial. But at least they added “jokes” and nobody looks like they want to kill themselves instead of fighting crime. They probably had to scrap Zack Snyder’s idea about Batman choking a baby.
Pics on pics on pics on pics:
Comic-Con 2016 SDCC
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #1
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 23: Actress Margot Robbie attends the Warner Bros. Presentation during Comic-Con International 2016 at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #2
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 23: (L-R) Actors Cara Delevingne, Margot Robbie, and Viola Davis of 'Suicide Squad' attend the Samsung Experience at San Diego Comic-Con 2016 at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 23, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Samsung)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #3
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Actor Mike Colter signs autographs for Netflix/Marvel's 'Luke Cage' at Comic-Con International 2016 at San Diego Convention Center on July 21, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Dave Mangels/Getty Images for Netflix)
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SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 22: Actress Valerie Perez cosplays at Comic-Con International 2016 on July 20, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #5
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 22: Actress Lea Michele attends SiriusXM's Entertainment Weekly Radio Channel Broadcasts From Comic-Con 2016 at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 22, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for SiriusXM)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #6
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Actress Victoria Justice attends "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" press line during Comic-Con International 2016 at Hilton Bayfront on July 21, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #7
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Cosplayers Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #8
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Colony' - Photocall Featuring: Josh Holloway Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 21 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #9
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 23: Actress Viola Davis from the cast of Suicide Squad film participates in an autograph session for fans in DC's 2016 Comic-Con booth at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for DC Entertainment)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #10
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Guest Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #11
San Diego Comic-Con - Time After Time - Photocall Featuring: Genesis Rodriguez Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #12
NYLON and NVE The Experience Agency Presents After-Con Celebrating The Women Of Wonder at Omnia Nightclub Featuring: Holland Roden Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 21 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #13
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Cosplayers Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #14
NYLON and NVE The Experience Agency Presents After-Con Celebrating The Women Of Wonder at Omnia Nightclub Featuring: violett beane Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 21 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #15
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Cosplayers Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #16
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Walking Dead' - Photocall Featuring: Norman Reedus Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #17
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Donald Faison Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #18
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Walking Dead' - Photocall Featuring: Andrew Lincoln Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #19
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Cosplayers Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #20
Ian Somerhalder beim Photocall zur TV-Serie 'The Vampire Diaries' auf der San Diego Comic-Con International 2016 im Hilton Bayfront Hotel. San Diego, 23.07.2016 Featuring: Ian Somerhalder Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #21
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Expanse' - Photocall Featuring: Thomas Jane, Dominique Tipper Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #22
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Cosplayers Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #23
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 23: Actors Gal Gadot, taking a selfie, and Ray Fisher attend the Warner Bros. 'Justice League' Presentation during Comic-Con International 2016 at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #24
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Scream Queens' - Photocall Featuring: Jamie Lee Curtis Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #25
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Guest Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #26
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Scream Queens' - Photocall Featuring: Taylor Lautner Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #27
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Scream Queens' - Photocall Featuring: KeKe Palmer, Billie Lourd Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #28
Comic-Con International: San Diego - Day 2 Featuring: Guest Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #29
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Exorcist' - Photocall Featuring: Hannah Kasulka Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #30
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Exorcist' - Photocall Featuring: Brianne Howey Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #31
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Exorcist' - Photocall Featuring: Geena Davis Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #32
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Walking Dead' - Photocall Featuring: Christian Serratos Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #33
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Walking Dead' - Photocall Featuring: Steven Yeun Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 22 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #34
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Dirk Gently' - Photocall Featuring: Elijah Wood Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #35
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'Dirk Gently' - Photocall Featuring: Hannah Marks Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #36
Comic-Con International: San Diego - 'The Flash' - Photocall Featuring: Danielle Panabaker Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #37
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Camilla Luddington Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #38
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Bree Turner Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #39
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Abigail Spencer Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #40
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Autumn Chiklis Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #41
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Lana Parrilla Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #42
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Phoebe Tonkin Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #43
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Ryan Newman Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #44
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Katheryn Winnick Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #45
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Abigail Spencer Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #46
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Marie Avgeropoulos Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #47
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Faye Marsay Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #48
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Madelaine Petsch Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #49
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Madelaine Petsch Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #50
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Jaimie Alexander Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #51
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Jaimie Alexander Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #52
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Miranda Otto Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #53
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Tricia Helfer Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #54
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Lauren Cohan Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #55
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Monica Ten-Kate Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #56
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Brianne Howey Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #57
Castmates and celebrities gathered Saturday Night during Entertainment Weekly's annual Comic Con party at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Ca. Featuring: Elisabeth Harnois Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 24 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #58
San Diego Comic-Con - The Originals - Photocall Featuring: Phoebe Tonkin Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #59
San Diego Comic-Con - Frequency - Photocall Featuring: Peyton List Where: San Diego, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #60
San Diego Comic-Con - Frequency - Photocall Featuring: Peyton List Where: San Diego, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #61
San Diego Comic-Con - Frequency - Photocall Featuring: Peyton List Where: San Diego, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #62
San Diego Comic-Con - Time After Time - Photocall Featuring: Genesis Rodriguez Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #63
San Diego Comic-Con - Time After Time - Photocall Featuring: Genesis Rodriguez Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #64
San Diego Comic-Con - Time After Time - Photocall Featuring: Genesis Rodriguez Where: San Diego, Kalifornien, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #65
San Diego Comic-Con - The Magicians - Photocall Featuring: Jade Tailor Where: San Diego, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #66
San Diego Comic-Con - The Magicians - Photocall Featuring: Jade Tailor Where: San Diego, United States When: 23 Jul 2016 Credit: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #67
San Diego Comic-Con - 'Prison Break' - Photocall Featuring: Wentworth Miller Where: San Diego, California, United States When: 25 Jul 2016 Credit: Tony Forte/WENN
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Comic-Con 2016 SDCC #68
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 23: Actress Gal Gadot attends the Warner Bros. Presentation during Comic-Con International 2016 at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2016 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
